Troll-ah lah? Nah.

For a while, I've been considering renting the "Party Trolley" for my birthday. Yes, this vehicle is a desperate attempt by Boston to make SF jealous by any means possible.

Non-Beantown denizens may not have had the pleasure of seeing this disco-balling, music-blasting party-on-wheels scooting down main thoroughfares, inebriated 20-to-40-somethings in tow. Turns out, though, that portable light effects require generators--and generators are expensive. At $899 for 4 hours (or $224.75 per hour, or roughly $3.75 per minute). Too bad we can't just party it up for 7 minutes, or even 15.

Onto other options!