So Mayce and Danielle are having a joint birthday party this weekend. One part of the festivities is a dinner, and the invitation went something like this:
we were hoping to invite you all over to danielle, julia and selena's place for dinner. we'll bring the chinese if you bring the booze (and desserts). it will be delicious. it will be delightful.
Sensing a great opportunity for getting one of my cousins a free trip to the States, I replied:
wait, so if i bring some booze, will you bring over some of my relatives?!!!
I happily received the following response from Mayce:
it's that simple. welcome to the immigration policy under the obama administration!
There you have it. Forget getting a visa; I'm sending USCIS a keg.
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