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Warren has a recipe for you. From GChat:

Warren: dude on my work intranet i found a recipe for twinkie pie

me: lol

intranet

that's awesome

Warren: 1 box twinkies.....1 box Vanilla pudding......fresh fruit of your choice (i use strawberries, bananas, and kiwi). instructions...1. slice twinkies long ways and line the bottom of a pan (any size)....2. mix vanilla pudding and spread evenly across top of twinkies.......3. slice fruit and place on top in desired pattern. chill and serve.

me: omfg

it actually uses twinkies

that's disgusting

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wait, let me use more periods in the ellipsis.

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that's what we call the horizontal rule of incredulity

Warren: hahaha

the longer the length of the period series

the more incredulous!

Sent at 4:34 PM on Friday

Just add some butter, and it'll be Paula-worthy.