Amazon.com toys with my emotions

Amazon has been suggesting that I use one-click ordering for some time now. But it's already abundantly clear that three-click ordering is already far too dangerous for my credit rating. Hoping to catch my eye, the website has been tempting me with possible passphrases that I could use.

Today, here was Amazon.com's recommendation: "David's Passive Status"

Whatever, Amazon! I'm a go-getter, damn it!!11!

And now I'm going to mope about this in a corner.